Pug Problems

I got me a new pug the other week. Earlier today I went to take him for a walk. We started our walk in the Valley of Honor at the Bank. I didn't bother putting him on a leash or anything because I knew he wouldn't bite anyone. OK and that's all fine and dandy but pretty soon I noticed that he was trailing behind me. Everytime I looked back he was sniffing the ground in one spot and then he'd catch up to me. Nothing weird there right, I just thought he smelt something from another pet or just doing what dogs do.
We got to the Valley of Strength when I turned around and saw him scooting his butt on the ground and then sniffing where he just scooted. The sniffing part didn't alarm me, that was just gross, but the scooting did.
Why in the world was he doing this? Was there something wrong with him? do I need to take him to the vet? Where is the pet vet around here? I have no idea. I know there is Breanni up in Dalaran, I guess I could go there but I wanted to find someone here in Org to take him to, or just ask, What the heck is wrong with my puppy?
I tried to think and the first thing that popped into my head was the Hunter Trainers. Maybe they can tell me why my dog has this problem. They deal with their pets right? I'm obviously not a hunter, so I couldn't for the life of me remember where the trainers were. I stopped off at Guard and asked him for directions. "They're by the target dummies in that building right up there little missy" Great, thanks!
Perky(my pug) and I went up to the Hunter Trainer and I told him what was going on. He apologized and said that he doesn't know why it's doing that and has no advice for me. But he ended up directing me to the Stable Master through that entry way. I walked in and there was the Stable master Murog. I asked him if he knew anything about little dogs and he just grunted and said "nope". I turned around and saw Ogunaro the Kennel Master shaking his head. Before I could say one word to him I heard "Hey you, little girl, I might be able to help you". Drukma, the Pet Trainer, Was really nice and I told him what the problem was and he knew exactly what I was talking about. I asked if it was from worms or something and he told me no.
"99% of the time, scooting is cause by anal sacs being too full. The fluid in the 'sacs' are not poisinous, but it will cause some discomfort for the dog. You can help the dog by squeezing..." Whoa whoa whoa! I ain't squeezing anything down there. "well that's fine, because it usually will empty itself out when the dog goes poop." OMG, yeah I'll just wait for him to that. Don't get me wrong, I was grateful for the information, but I'm not doing that. End of story. At lease it's not harmful for Perky, I'll let him do it naturally. Let me get a bag and find a good place to go poop.

Outside the Orgrimmar Front Gate

I was feeling pretty down in the dumps one day and just decided to sit at the top of the Orgrimmar front gate on one of the construction boards sticking out. I swear I wasn't planning on jumping but I guess it looked that way because several nice sumaritains stopped to see if I was alright. "I'm fine just enjoying the view" was my response to first 3 and by the last 2 I didn't even give them a chance to ask anything, "I'm alright, seriously, I'm not planning to go splat anytime soon" was my quick response. And of course you get the jerks that stand at the bottom yelling "jump!, jump! do it! JUMP!" Why can't someone just sit somewhere dangerous and not get hastled for it? *sigh*.

I could not enjoy the piece and quiet and the scenery so I decided to go down to the ground and watch the duels. I do not participate in any of it. I would get one shotted and fail miserably. Embarassing stuff seriously. An Orc Warrior asked me if I wanted to duel and I kindly declined. His mace was big and scary, I wanted no part of that. I asked him what his weapon was and he said it was Akirus the worm breaker from Blackwing Decent. But he wasn't mean and he didn't call me chicken or anything. Believe me, I've had my fair share of /chicken in the past.

I got bored really quick with that so I went wandering over to Gorrash's training camp. Not much going on there but it was really neat to see how much his men... and women, were awesome with the bow and arrows. Arrows were hitting the dead center of the targets. I wish I had that awesome aim.  But my training as a Warlock never required me to need to use one of those. We both are ranged but I hit with spells which in my opinion is waaay more bad ass. hehehe.

Now I want to say they were training in shifts because there was some dude just sleeping on he ground at the camp under one of the huts. Maybe he was drunk, but he didn't even bother lying down in the hammock. He was conked out right next to it. Who knows, maybe he fell out of it. He was still breathing, and snoring so I knew he wasn't dead.  Maybe the ground was more comfortable then the hammock.
Eh nothing else to do around here besides killing Scorpids just for the hell of it. But I was feeling nice so I decided to let them all live. For now,

Alliance comes to the rescue?

Stranglethorn Vale and I do not get along at all. I have no idea what happened but I was fishing for some Firefin snappers I needed to make some fire oil. I lost my balance and slipped into the water. I know how to swim but when I fell into the water my staff cracked me on the back of my head and knocked me unconscious. I don't remember anything after that until I woke up with an Alliance Human over me shaking me to wake up. 

What in the world! My first reaction was to reach for my wand and try to defend myself. "Please don't, just relax I'm not here to hurt you". I didn't trust her so I did keep my guard up and was ready to whip out my wand if I had to use it. "You almost died there, are you alright?" the human asked. I must have hit my head REALLY hard. I could understand everything she just said. Horde are not supposed to understand Alliance race language. "If you haven't noticed, I AM already dead. And yes I'm alright" I said trying not to come off as very grateful. "Well technically you are 'undead'". she replied. We laughed. "I'm sorry, I know it's weird, but please don't think I saved you just to kill you after I got you out of the water, I'm not your typical 'Alliance trying to kill horde' Human. I hate all that crap. My name is Vdara."and she extended her hand. Still full of suspicion and soon to be disgust because I was going to shake the hand of an Alliance, I met her hand with my own "Deadskully, thank you for saving me. We talked for a bit and she did seem really nice. No animosity towards me and I didn't feel myself getting upset or feeling dirty like I needed to take a shower to wash off this human filth. We sat for a while and talked about just random stuff. We laughed and everything, it was weird but it felt normal like I was making a new Horde friend.

A little while later we decided to fly around. I wanted to show her the crazy whirlpool so we got on our mounts, me on Violet and her on her Netherdrake. That thing was a beauty. You get it from helping out the Netherwing Faction over in Shadowmoon Valley. I tried to help them out but that was just a long ways away to go for me everyday so I know it sounds mean, but I gave up on helping them out. Maybe I'll start again, just for the reason of getting me a Netherdrake. So I flew over to the whirlpool area and I wanted to get closer.
As Violet and I flew down, Vdara yelled for me to come back. As I turned back to look I could feel us getting sucked in. Violet was struggling to fly back up. The whirlpool vortex was sucking us in. Holy Crap! Come on Violet, you can do it. She was able to brake free of the vortex and fly us back up. Vdara just remembered someone in her guild had died from taking a closer look when this whirlpool appeared. Thank you for warning me about that!  This just proved to me that she really was a nice person and she wouldn't try to stab me in the back. If she was, she would have just left me to fly closer and die.

After that we decided to have a sat and just admire the whirlpool by afar. So we grabbed a ledge and sat down. Turns out she is actually on the run. Her father is a real butthead and wants her to start training in battle grounds do defeat the Horde Forces. She doesn't want to. She likes neutral friendly zones, like Booty Bay, Gadgetzan, and Ratchet to name a few. Places where Alliance and Horde can come and not have the opportunity to kill each other . I can sort of relate to that, Sort of, only because I love Orgrimmar. As busy as it is, I just love to hang out there and watch the crazies.
Anywhos, after our chat, she needed to be heading back to Stormwind City. She is a Mage so she can put up portals and she put one up for herself. "I wish I could give you a portal back to Orgrimmar"she said. "no it's ok, I have my hearthstone set to there". We said our goodbyes and she went through her portal and I used my hearthstone to go back to Org.
Making an Alliance friend was the last thing that I thought was ever gonna happen to me today, or ever for that matter. Vdara proved me wrong about all Alliance being buttheads. I take back every negative thing I said about Alliance, WAIT, No I can't say that. I don't take back everything I will feel the same when an Alliance comes over and ganks me when I'm out minding my own business. I just like this one Alliance and this might just be the only Alliance that I will EVER like. Unless we just happen to bump into each other somewhere, I really think it will be a hard to see her again. If this was the only time I got to hang out with her, I will be sad, but I will understand. Today I made a new friend, Vdara, Human Mage.

Trapped in Amber like a darn bug

I was so excited. Earlier today I discovered my very first item from Archeology that was worth anything. Ancient Amber.
After using it, I wasn't too thrilled with it. I really didn't read what it did before I decided to use it. It trapped me in a huge amber block for 5 minutes. I could see everyone around me and that didn't make it any better. People stopped to laugh and point, some were banging on the amber which almost made me go def, but I couldn't tell them to stop because of the being trapped and all duh. If only I read up on this more, and tried it out up on the mountains where no one goes. Next time I get something like this you can bet your sweet butt I'm not doing anything with it until I know what in the world it does.

Sindragosa's... and Deadskully's Fall

What an idiot I tell you. OK I was cruising around Icecrown on the Horde Battle Airship I was bored and kinda hiding from Medelys. She got on my nerves, but I'll save that story for another day. So anywhos, it's been a long time since I saw Sindragosa's Fall. So as the Airship passed above I guess I got too close to the edge and I lost my footing and went hurling straight towards the snow covered ground.
OUCH!

I think it was because of my clothes that my bones didn't go flying in all different directions on impact. It was pretty funny when I think about it. Embarrassing as hell so I'm glad no one was around to see that.
From the graveyard I had to fly and find my body. Found my body and looked up to the sky and saw the Airship sailing away. That was a long fall. It actually felt even longer during the fall. Maybe because I knew I was gonna go spat and die any second, my brain just tried to prolong my torment. Thank you stupid brain.
I wasn't done riding the Airship so I got on Violet and went back up. Right when I landed everyone was staring at me. As I walked back to the spot I slipped from, 4 guards came up to me and said:
"Be careful missy, you don't wanna fall off the ship again"
"Oh my god that looked like it hurt!"
"Is it smart to sit by the same spot you slipped off the first time?"
"HAHAHAH... that was hilarious!! Do it again"
OMG! that was so shame! I'm outta here!

Murlock abuse... Actually not a good thing

Alright, I'm all for punching an evil Murlock in the face but I was just down on the coast of the Blasted Lands at the Red Reaches and I couldn't believe what I saw. Murlocks were getting miss treated by Nagas. There were Murlocks pulling chests with baby Murlocks riding on top, water pits where Nagas were making Murlocks fight with each other to the death. It was terrible I actually felt bad for them, yeah I couldn't believe it myself. As I crept closer I was startled by a whisper. Neptool was a Murlock ghost that was trying to save his children and defend his people when he got killed. All he can do now is hang by he road hoping that someone would come along and help him save his people... errr Murlocks. I agreed to help him with the understanding that after I helped them they wouldn't turn on me and try to kill me. Hopefully his word was solid cuz we couldn't shake on it, him being a ghost and all.

I walked over to the coast where Murlocks were coming out of the water pulling the babies on chests. One shotted the 3 Nagas that were watching and helped the Murlocks back into the water. With the break in the line the Nagas ahead of the line are gonna notice. I had to act fast. Ran ahead of the last bunch and killed the next 4 Nagas. This was gonna be easier then I thought. Killed every single Naga until I reached the fight pits. 4 Nagas were, I guess placing bets and cheering. Zhar'gak and I crept up and took them all out.
Did that all the way until the cave and killed the Nagas around there.While I was leaving the cave I saw a chest with 3 baby Murlocks on it. They were frightened and thought I was there to kill them as well. I talked to them and asked them if they knew where their parents were. They said that their father was killed right in front of them trying to save them. He was the Rockpool Chief... "Neptool?" I asked. and they said yes and started to cry.
I grabbed the rope that was attached to the chest and I pulled them all the way to the side of the road where I saw Neptool last. I've never seen a ghost cry until this very moment. Neptool cried his little ghost tears as he tried to hug his children unsuccessfully. They went right through his little ghost Murlock arms. I cried too, that was pretty sad to watch. He thanked me and asked if I could return them back to the ocean. I said yes and as we walked away from him he disappeared. I guess knowing his people are now safe and his children are as well, he can rest. RIP Neptool.

What happened to Bageezus?

OMG I am so upset. I got up this morning and checked my mailbox and I got a letter from Christene. She had run into Bageezus yesterday. She knew I was looking for him for over 3 months now because of all my crying and whining I've been doing. Apparently when she asked him where the heck he was he didn't remember. The first thought that came to my head was "TYPICAL GUY THING TO SAY!"
He said the last thing he remembers was flying to Netherstorm and was hit by lightning, fell off the wyvren, missed the side of the cliff and kept falling. He hit a rock slab, blacked out and the next thing he remembered was waking up near Area 52 at the graveyard.  He had no idea who he was and anything about himself. All he remembered was about an hour before that accident happened. He knew it was around The Love is in the Air festival because of all the decorations around Shattrath. He was there to unlearn his Elixir Master spec and took the flight path to Stormspire to learn to be a Transmutation Master from Zarevhi. While in the flight path in Netherstorm he couldn't avoid the lightning storm because when the Wyvrens get orders from their flight masters they don't stray away from the flight paths they were told to take.

That does actually explain why I haven't heard from him since then. I should have known something was wrong but my insecurities got the best of me and I thought the worst. Actually this IS the worst. He doesn't even remember me! his own wife for cripes sake. I know I should be more broken up about it but I've had over 3 months to get used to not having him around. I don't think I'll try to find him again. Just knowing he's alright and alive is good enough. I've done my fair share of crying and it's time to move on. I really hope I don't see him again because it will bring up a lot of memories and make it that much harder when he looks at me and doesn't say anything because he doesn't even know who I am. Anywhos, her letter ended with her asking to meet me on the top of The Orgrimmar front gate at noon so we can talk more. she had a bit more to tell me.
Noon came around and we met up at the gate. I knew she was hesitant to tell me more about the conversation between them. I reassured her that nothing she says can make me feel worse so lay it on me. When Christene asked him if he remembered his wife at all, he said no. He felt bad and asked her maybe if he spent time with me that would bring back his memory. "he offered to ride me around Orgrimmar to try to find you, but you where nowhere in sight. We landed and he was still asking about me finding you or telling him where he can find you" Christene said. I'm so confused. I came to terms with the fact that Bageezus was dead or a cheating scumbag and I would never see him again and now he's back? Although he does want to see me with the hopes that it will bring his memory back but I don't want to take that chance and he being obligated to be my husband.  It's better this way for the both of us if we never meet again. Azeroth is a huge place. What are the odds of us seeing each other again.

Yearly Orphan Adoption

In May there is an event called Children's week. This is where people can choose to help out their local Orphanage and take a young child out for some adventures. I participated in this last year and went to the Silvermoon Orphanage to adopt a child for a week. I had a lot of fun last year so this year I decided to grab one from Orgrimmar.  I walked in and Battlewail, the Orphanage Matron, was standing right outside the door welcoming people and setting them up with their child.  I figured I would be getting an Orc or Troll kid considering where I was at. Last year I got a little bloodelf kid. Sure enough I got a little Orc this time and he was very timid at first. We played a bit outside the Orphanage with dragon kites and foam swords. His name as Lito. I can't even remember the name of my buddy from last year was, I wanna say Verica, or Veri... something. Anywhos nevermind about that. So anyways, I had asked Lito where he wanted to go first. He said he wanted to go see Gorrash Hellscream. "Are you serious?" That dude is a jerk, of course I didn't say that, but I was darn well thinking it. *sigh*, fine. So I put on a smile and said "ok" we got in my rocket mount and off to Grommash Hold we went. Apparently a lot of the kids were wanting to go visit with Gorrash because when we got there, a bunch of them were leaving. We walked up to Gorrash and Lito introduced himself and then introduced me. Gorrash was very warm and gentle with Lito. It acually surprised me. He even asked Lito of he wanted to sit on his throne. We spent a good 15 minutes in there and then Gorrash had some work to do so we left. The softer side of Gorrash still didn't make he like him better then Thrall tho.
Alright now off to our next adventure. Lito wanted to ride the Goblin track in Azshara. That was something I would enjoy doing as well. I've rode the thing only once, when it was first built.  We mounted up on a rocket that was provided for us. Half way through, he wanted me to do tricks with the rocket. So I did some low risk stunts, nothing that would endanger the little guy. I mean, I have to be careful and bring him back in one piece. He seemed to like the baby tricks I did, so that was all good. We reached the other end and Lito didn't look so hot. I took him down from the tower and he sat on the grass for a little bit. I brought him some water and he drank it. Poor thing, he got sick. I asked if he wanted to go back home and he said he wanted to go one more place. He wanted to go see Lady Sylvannas in Undercity. That was an easy one. So off to the Eastern Kingdoms we went.
When we got to Undercity Lito was still not feeling all that well. I think he gets motion sickness. So we decided to walk around rather then ride on a mount. We walked into Lady Sylvannas' lair and Lito was so smitten that he couldn't say anything. I didn't expect her to remember me, It's been ages since I saw her last but she did remember me. "Deadskully!... How are you?, It's been forever since I saw you last!" and she greeted me with a hug, and gave Lito a hug and asked what his name was. I guess he was still feeling sick and then he became nauseaus I'm assuming from how nervous he was because he ends up jumping off the stairs and puking. OMG that wasn't good. I'm glad he had enough sense to not puke on the Banshee Queen... haha. I apologized and she was fine with it. Had one of her guards clean it up. We kept that visit short because it was getting late and I needed to get him back to the Orphanage. Luckly there was a mage there with us visiting with her orphan and so I asked for a Mage port to Org and she was nice enough to open one for us. Back to the Orphanage. I explained to Matron Battlewail what had happened and she was fine with it. Lito gave me a hug and ran right to his bunk bed.

Bageezus who?

I think I need to find another boyfriend/Husband. I haven't seen Bageezus for going on 2 months. Has he forgotten about me? Did he find another girlfriend and he has no time for me anymore? Has he found another Tauren Druid female that he has more in common with? no time for boney old Skully. Is he even still alive? Geebs, that was horrible, why did I even think about that.
I sat down by the gross lake in the slums and started to day dream. I'm sad. If it wasn't for my friends I think I would have a breakdown. If he is ok I think I need a divorce and I need to find me another boney Undead boyfriend.
I was in the bank in Orgrimmar yesterday and I started chatting with an Undead Warlock named Meyers. He was really nice. He has his own guild with his friends. They don't do much but just hang out and share the guild bank for extra bank space for each of them. I would love to date a guild leader. So dreamy. Maybe it's the power thing that I like. *sigh*
Bageezus who?

Archeology?... hmmm I'd rather be fishing...or finding baby Panther cubs

I hear such fun things about Archeology but when I decided to find out for myself, I never found it to be exciting as the rumors made it out to seem. It's a pain in the butt to have to fly to all these different places just to dig and find no more then 3 buried pieces of junk. The only reason why I am doing this is because the other day I saw some dude running around with a Bone Raptor.
I asked him where he got it from and he said he found it while doing Archeology. I sooooo want it. I'd need to seriously make sure to buy a saddle for it tho. Bone raptor back plus my boney butt will make for a very uncomfortable riding experience. I hear a lot of people say that Archeology is fun and they like it better then fishing, but I will have to disagree with them. I would go fishing over Archeology any day.
I'm trying to keep focused on my digging duties but I'm getting side tracked a lot. For example running around in Stranglethorn some Darkspear Trolls were asking me to help them kill a Panther that was terrorizing the towns people. I felt bad because there must be a reason why this panther was killing people. Were the trolls all terrorizing the poor thing? They told me that they weren't. The cat would just come into the town whenever it wanted to and took people and they never heard from them again. Hmmm alright that sounds like it does need to be stopped. So I go along with two of the towns people and they show me this cat's cave. We peak around the corner and the there is was, sleeping outside of the cave. This thing was huge. I bring out Zhar'gak for this fight. I send him in first and he tanks the Panther while I cast everything I had... Boom... dead.
While one of the Trolls that came along with me went to get the cat's head I heard a cry coming from the cave.
OMG!. I ran inside and saw a helpless panther cub. My heart sank and I felt so bad I couldn't hold back my tears. This is the reason why the cat was taking townspeople, to feed her baby. I let the Trolls go back to their town before I brought the cub out. I had a feeling they would have wanted to kill the baby as well. I put her in my backpack and Albie and I flew off. Brought her back to Booty Bay with me, washed her off and decided to keep her.