Crazy Goblin goes Boom!

I was taking the flight path to Winterspring to play in the snow this afternoon, and as I flew past Irontree Clearing I noticed there was a Goblin running around a building frantically. It looked like he needed some help with something. I couldn't turn the wyvren around so I jumped off. It's a good thing we were over a ton of soft snow cuz that would have been killer on my poor fragile legs. I've done it before, but it just takes a while to collect the pieces.
Anywhos, I mounted up and flew back to Felwood where I saw the goblin. He was still running around outside of the building. "Hey, sir can I help you with something?". "Gots to get it, It's gots to get away, It's gots to go kablooey!" Whoa, if he said what I think he said, well from the last word anyways, something is gonna blow up. And now the question is do I want to be around when it does blow up?
He ran into the building and I heard clinking. I peered inside and saw him banging on a pile of mines with his hammer. "Hey little dude, what are you doing?, you're gonna make yourself blow up" He just kept banging away. I ran inside and tried to pull him off but he just screamed bloody murder and came at me with the hammer. I left him and I ran out. Just in time too. Right as I stepped out of the doorway the bombs blew up. I got pushed back of course but not hurt.

I turned around to see what had happened to the poor crazy goblin but I saw nothing but smoke coming out of he door. My first thought was the other people in this town might think I had something to do with this and blame me for killing the little dude. So I got on Albie and was ready to take off when a ball of flame comes dashing out of the building and straight towards me. Holy Crap! he lived! and He's on fire! I jumped down and smothered him with my cloak to put out the fire. After some towns people come to his aid, I got to talking with one and she said this was the town's resident crazy person. The only reason why they aren't sending him away is because he always comes back. So there's really no point.

armadillo

So I saw one of the cutest things I've ever seen the other day. As I was walking out of the bank in the Valley of Honor, I was not watching where I was going and I tripped over what I thought was a pretty big sized rock.
A Blood Elf on a hawkstrider was near the rock. Nafrini was her name. When she turned around and saw me on the ground she quickly apologized and asked me if I was alright. Yes hun I am, I replied, but it's not your fault I cant see a big rock in front of my face. "oh no but it is my fault and it's not a rock, it's a baby armadillo"
OMG, I've heard of these things. She said that if we waited a bit he would pop out of his ball form and walk around. We waited for about 5 minutes and nothing. As much as I wanted to see this I really had to go. I thanked her for taking the time to try and show me her adorable pet, and off I went. Come to think of it, that was a good thing she knew that I tripped over him, because I was about to pick it up and toss it in the pond so no one else trips. That would have been terrible.