Bird Dreams

I fell asleep in the Nordrassil Inn in Mount Hyjal last night and I had an awesome dream. I was a bird and I had bird cronies following me around. I would fly around recruiting little while birdies, giant Hawks and Grey Owls. They did whatever I told them to do. Baddies? Kill em'! We flew around for a little bit more then I seen a portal and a Huge bird came out of it. It started torching the half dead trees around it. That MUST be stopped.

Stupid Fire Bird! What do you think you're doing?!
"I am NOT a Stupid Fire Bird! I am the great Millagazor and you are going to pay for tainting my eggs!"
What Are you squawking about? I know nothing about eggs, although I am getting hungry.
"You, Twilight Hammer minion, dare to make fun of the demise of my brood, enjoy the next minutes of your life."
Whoa! hold up Milly! You got me confused with the douchebags 'round here! but if you wanna kill me I wont feel bad for killing you first!
I turned back into myself and Jhaaghon was there to help me. When we weakened her a good amount she started to fly away. She flew too far for my ranged spells to reach, and just when I thought she had gotten away, my birds that I recruited came out and attached her and she fell from the sky. I tried to run out of the way but my legs weren't working and she went splat on my head and I got shocked out of my sleep. I looked around and some Nordrassil guards were smiling. "Milligazor getcha?" one guard asked. Yeah How did you know?... "happens all the time"

Balloon Boy

As I was walking to the Valley of Wisdom I saw a little Orc boy standing on the side by the water looking really sad. Of course I walked up to him and asked if he was alright.


"Sure little guy, I'll help you." I mounted up on Windy and off we went. Five balloons are lost in Orgrimmar. They must either be tied to something or under something because if they're balloons that don't lose their "floatiness" as the boy put it, then they would obviously fly away.  This will be challenging but I am up for it.

I flew over to the Auction House and there was one just chillin on the outside. Not tied to anything, just floating in place. I grabbed that one and quickly took off to find the rest.  I found the rest in the Valley of Wisdom. Easy peasy!
I ran back to Jaga, and gave him all the balloons. He was so excited and he gave me a balloon with the Horde symbol on it. Sweet! Thanks little guy!
He started to tie the bunch of balloons to his waist and started to float away. I grabbed onto him afraid this was not what he planned to happen, but he told me to let him go. He was going to fly to his father. So I let him go and up he went. I watched as he kept getting higher and higher. So many questions ran through my head. How is he going to get down? How does he steer? Does he know where his father is? What if he floats too high and looses breathable air? What if he Floats to high and gets burned by the sun? I just left it and hopped he knew what he was doing. Bye Jaga!