L90etc groupies (pt 1)

Level90EliteTaurenChieftain



This weekend was Amazing!
I had so much fun with 4 of my best friends (Medelys, Christene, Hellgurl, Spammusubi) Because we are always busy with our own lives, we hardly get to hang out. So one day last month we promised each other that we would go to Darkmoon Faire when they come back into town, which is the first full week at the beginning of the month. The girls wanted me to plan it all because in their words, I was the Oldest!. Gee thanks! I knew they were just kidding, but they're not wrong... sadly.

The rest of the faire was awesome, don't get me wrong, but what made this week Epic was the last day of the Faire. Level90EliteTaurenChieftain Concert during the Fireworks closing ceremony was crazy fun. Everyone is waiting around for the band to come on and watching the fireworks. We were all sitting on the bleachers when the ground starts to shake, "holy crap! it's a trap were all gonna die!". "Spam! calm down before I crack you on the head with my mace, It's all part of their show". says Medelys. "Ohhhhh"
They started freaking out like screaming little girls. It was hilarious, partially because they looked ridiculous, and the other part because that's how I felt inside, but was too embarrassed to show it, I'm old after all, whatever. I watched the show while sitting down completely mesmerized by the one and only Sig Nicious. *swoon* He is so handsome, I felt color flush back into my cheeks.

Little did I know the girls were huddled in a circle whispering and plotting something that would forever change the way I thought of my social ineptitude. Medelys walks up to me and says "Skully! we have a dare for you... We dare you to go around back and ask to get backstage."... "Are you serious?, they wont let me in" I snapped back. "Ok, If well they refuse to let you back there then climb on stage and dance next to Sig,,, Unless you're too chicken... or Old, you pick"... "You guys are jerks you know that... Fine!" I can't believe I just agreed to it. I think I was still in shock or something while I walked back behind the stage.

Standing at the end of the ramp is the Band's Manager Michael Schweitzer. Of course he declined my request, which I knew he would. Now I have to get on that stage somehow. I went around to the front and started dancing in front of where Sig was playing. Trying to get his attention, I even found myself jumping up and down like an idiot just so he would look my way.

The next thing that happened almost made me faint right where I stood. Sig stuck out his hand and pulled me onstage. OMG! OMG! OMG! is all I could think of... I danced by him for what felt like slow motion eternity, until the bouncer jerks took me off stage. I didn't go kicking and screaming like I always pictured myself doing while getting drug offstage against my will, and getting ripped away from my celebrity crush. Whatever! I begged them to let me go back on and pointed out that it was Sig who brought me onstage, I didn't jump on myself. Argh!!!  FINE!

So I went back in front and watched the show with my girls and we rocked out like no ones business. I looked over to Christene and she had one of her devious looks on her face like she had a brainstorm that was ready to explode, all while her gaze was focused on Mai'kyl the Bassist. When she wants something, she will get it. And that was the look of a Frost Mage that wants something and in the end, will end up getting it. (to be continued...)

Old Ironjaw

 I've heard so much about this elusive fish named Ironjaw that swims in the Forlorn Cavern in Ironforge. Um Yeah, Alliance City Ironforge, you heard me right.
I need to catch him! I really didn't feel like dying so I decided to try to see what Vdara was up to. I had a plan to sneak into Ironforge, and I knew I could get to the fishing spot undetected but as I'm there fishing, I need help from her to ask the Alliance that see me, not to kill me.  Thank goodness she said she could come, so I told her to meet me there.
I Couldn't just walk through the front door. I had to go through the back, and by the "back" I mean by tram from Stormwind. I just have to keep my fingers crossed that Deeprun Tram is vacant at the time I happen to fly in. When I fly in, I can't stop or the Guards will spot me and come after me, and yes kill me. They do not detain, or torture, or give you a slap on the wrist and let you go on your merry way... they just flat out will kill you! Which is why I needed Vdara.
So I made it to Ironforge via the Tram, mounted up and just ran. Tinkertown was empty but I did catch the attention of one guard that was a little pudgy and after about 10 yards he gave up and I saw him walking back to his post.

Hall of Explorers was the next area I had to make it through. I wasn't about to slow down, the Cavern was just on the other side. I was able to make it across undetected but just to be on the safe side, I dismissed my horse, jumped in the water and stayed at the bottom for a good 10 minutes. While I was down there I decided to take off my clothes and put it in my bag. If I need to run, my clothes will weigh me down.

There was no ledge to stand on so I had to fish in the water. got about 10 casts in when I saw an Alliance stop, turn and came towards me. Crap! I cant take out my Scythe fast enough if I need to fight, and I'm gonna be fighting in my underwear, great! "Skully! it's me!" Holy shit!, I was so relieved.
"Alright, what do you need me to do?", "Just stand by me and talk to any Alliance that comes by wanting to kill me. Just tell them that I'm a friend that just wants to fish up Old Ironjaw. If they refuse
I will pay them to keep quiet."

So we stand there and chit chat about what's been going on with us since the last time we seen eachother. Which was A LOT to catch up on. During the time fishing Vdara had to talk to about 3 Alliance that were so kind to just let me be and fish for my fish. they even all told her to tell me "good luck"... how nice!.

About 80 casts in I feel a very strong tug on my line. I figured I just caught some rubbish again or a junk fish. but this one was not lettin' up. I fought with it for about 5 minutes, which felt like an eternity and my hands were hurting. OMG! arrrggggghhhh. pull this fatty up! AHHHH!!!!! Ironjaw!!!!! "Holy crap! I got him, I got him!"  Vdara cheers while I was in shock and when it hit me I cheered myself.

"Thank you so much for helping me with this", "No problem!, I'm glad I got to see you catch him. I was starting to wonder if he was even real. I can't believe you caught him!"
She had to go, we said our byes, and I ported back to Orgrimmar. I took out Ironjaw to look at him in the light and several people came over and asked a bunch of questions and congratulated me on my find. It was awesome!

Gnome Killing Fire Ball

Holy Cripes!... the funnest time I had down in Uldum. At the Cursed Landing there are a crap ton of Cursed Surveyors roaming around. My job to do there was more like a hella fun game. I had to jump in this flaming fireball and roll down the hill and mow down the cursed Gnome dudes. as you go over them, they get stuck in your ball until they either fall off or they burn up and disintegrate while still stuck. Then I go rolling into a metal robot and he gets stuck into my ball.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!... Im invincible! Nothing can hurt me in this ball!!!
RAWR!!!!!
As I was making my last turn before I was going to make my way back up the hill I turned to far and went splashing into the water. My flameball got put out and I was left in the water. Luckily I killed all the gnomes and none was after me. That was FUN!!!! again!again!again!

Christene and Beefy

I ran into Christene down in Uldum and she had told me she was officially creeped out by this weirdo Tauren Druid. She said she was flying around down there mining and herbing when she stopped at a peacebloom and wondered why it was in Uldum... They do NOT grow here!. Apparently she thought she had gotten hold of an extremely rare find. She bent down to pick it and up popped this Tauren.
"If I was any closer to him I would have slapped him so hard his horns would have went clear across the desert"
After almost scaring her to death he started to dance. She thinks it was because he was making fun of her. I say it was to impress her. haha. She said it was not impressive enough, she started to fall asleep.
My question is, if she wasn't impressed at all by his swagger, then why did she stay around?. I would have mounted up and hightailed it out of there. Leaving a creeper in the dust. But like I said... she was impressed.
"Well after I just stood there looking at him expressionless, he gave up. He put his head down turns around and gets out his Bronze drake. And OMG seriously, that thing was amazing. THAT got my attention. I mean it was HUGE. I've seen a Tauren's drake before, but never up close. I've seen you on your Drake before but, yours is so much smaller." And at that moment I instantly got sad and thought of my Bageezus.

baby spiders

I was walking along some pillars up in the Forlorn Spire and I guess I got too close to one and my awesomeness disturbed some baby cinderweb spider egg sacks and the little turds came out and started to crawl all over me. They were biting but they were babies so it wasn't hard bites.
The hilarious part was watching Zhar'gak freak out. I had to jump up and down to shake them off and he had no clue what to do. He didn't want to try to swipe at them, but they were so tiny he though he would hit me. I had to tell him to calm down and just watch for the mother spider.
I was glad this nest wasn't guarded because I didn't realize that I didn't have my Fel Armor buffed, my necklace, rings or trinkets on. I had put them in my bag while I was playing in the moonwell because I didn't want them to fall off. Dang spiders!

Swimming in the Moonwell

I flew over to Mount Hyjal and decided to help out the Druids through the portal to Malfurion's Reach. I haven't helped them out in a while. I went straight to see Ayla Shadowstorm. I was hungry for some of those fruits she always picks and leaves for anyone to consume. They just can't be greedy, one at a time is all she allows. Which is completely understandable. I mean, come on, these fruit trees miraculously growing in a land where scorching fires burn constantly.
I got scolding when Ayla saw me picking a peach fruit off the bush. I wanted to try it, but i didn't think she was watching me.
"Drop that fruit Warlock! Do not be greedy for there are more patrons that will benifit from the consumption of that fruit"
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to. I wasn't going to pick it"... I totally was. I wonder if she's magical if she can just make the trees sprout new fruits when one gets picked. That will make her life much easier, and happier people that come by here to help the Druids fight the fire baddies. Ya know what lemme go ask her if she can do that.
"Ayla, can I ask you something? Do you have powers or some kind of magical dohickey that can make these trees instantly grow back fruit when one falls off?"

"I've never tried that, but I suppose I could try, or ask my elders to give me the power to do so. I do get a lot of visitors that are not very pleased with me when I limit them to just one fruit. It's rather hard to keep track of them when they all have the same or similar looking gear on and I cannot see their faces. I've denied different people thinking they were the same person"

"Well I tell you what,  go talk to your bosses and I will wait right here and make sure no one comes around and takes more then one fruit for now. Just make sure you're pushy with the request, and explain to them that if they don't honor this then people might not come here and help fight the good fight."
:::Ayla comes back 15 minutes later:::
"Deadskully, I am glad to report that I was successful in the request to my Elders. I now possess the power to make plants instantly grow fruit when one is taken. To show my gratitude, please take this" She pulls out an apple. really? I thought. I didn't want to seem ungrateful so I just took it and when she wasn't looking I put it back into her plate. It's ok though, While she was gone I went for a swim in her Moonwell. So refreshing!

Tarecgosa above Stormwind

Remember Vdara?, Yeah that Alliance chick that I met a while back. Well, I decided to take a trip over to Stormwind and see if I could get close enough to see if she was there by chance (duh, I knew it was a long shot). Maybe I just needed a reason to be nosey and see what the Alliance were doing.
I reached the mountains just outside of Stormwind and in the distance above the city I could see blue drakes flying around. They were very faint, but I could still see them. Were they attacking the city? Protecting it? It looked very scary but of course that wouldn't stop me from gettin' a closer look.


As I got closer I had to remember not to fly too low as I might attract unwanted attention by the Alliance guards. OMG! an Amazing hologram of a big beautiful dragon was in the center of the flying drakes.  Who is she and what does she want with the Alliance? So many questions popped into my head. Is this the end of the Alliance? or is this the end of the Horde? I wanted to cry either way. What's Azeroth without the Alliance? Should I hearth back to Org and warn everyone?  I know I needed to do just that, but I couldn't leave. I needed to know what's going to happen here.

I noticed there was a gnome looking dude riding on the dragon. I tried to get closer to see what it was but before I could get close enough to make out a face or to check out that awesome staff he had I was spotted by the flying guards. I turned Flippy (my Flameward Hippogryph), around and bolted out of there. Arrows went whizzing by us but none found it's mark. We flew far enough for the guards to give up chase and I landed so Flippy could catch her breath. When she was fine I quickly ported back to Org.