Gnome Killing Fire Ball

Holy Cripes!... the funnest time I had down in Uldum. At the Cursed Landing there are a crap ton of Cursed Surveyors roaming around. My job to do there was more like a hella fun game. I had to jump in this flaming fireball and roll down the hill and mow down the cursed Gnome dudes. as you go over them, they get stuck in your ball until they either fall off or they burn up and disintegrate while still stuck. Then I go rolling into a metal robot and he gets stuck into my ball.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!... Im invincible! Nothing can hurt me in this ball!!!
RAWR!!!!!
As I was making my last turn before I was going to make my way back up the hill I turned to far and went splashing into the water. My flameball got put out and I was left in the water. Luckily I killed all the gnomes and none was after me. That was FUN!!!! again!again!again!

Christene and Beefy

I ran into Christene down in Uldum and she had told me she was officially creeped out by this weirdo Tauren Druid. She said she was flying around down there mining and herbing when she stopped at a peacebloom and wondered why it was in Uldum... They do NOT grow here!. Apparently she thought she had gotten hold of an extremely rare find. She bent down to pick it and up popped this Tauren.
"If I was any closer to him I would have slapped him so hard his horns would have went clear across the desert"
After almost scaring her to death he started to dance. She thinks it was because he was making fun of her. I say it was to impress her. haha. She said it was not impressive enough, she started to fall asleep.
My question is, if she wasn't impressed at all by his swagger, then why did she stay around?. I would have mounted up and hightailed it out of there. Leaving a creeper in the dust. But like I said... she was impressed.
"Well after I just stood there looking at him expressionless, he gave up. He put his head down turns around and gets out his Bronze drake. And OMG seriously, that thing was amazing. THAT got my attention. I mean it was HUGE. I've seen a Tauren's drake before, but never up close. I've seen you on your Drake before but, yours is so much smaller." And at that moment I instantly got sad and thought of my Bageezus.

baby spiders

I was walking along some pillars up in the Forlorn Spire and I guess I got too close to one and my awesomeness disturbed some baby cinderweb spider egg sacks and the little turds came out and started to crawl all over me. They were biting but they were babies so it wasn't hard bites.
The hilarious part was watching Zhar'gak freak out. I had to jump up and down to shake them off and he had no clue what to do. He didn't want to try to swipe at them, but they were so tiny he though he would hit me. I had to tell him to calm down and just watch for the mother spider.
I was glad this nest wasn't guarded because I didn't realize that I didn't have my Fel Armor buffed, my necklace, rings or trinkets on. I had put them in my bag while I was playing in the moonwell because I didn't want them to fall off. Dang spiders!

Swimming in the Moonwell

I flew over to Mount Hyjal and decided to help out the Druids through the portal to Malfurion's Reach. I haven't helped them out in a while. I went straight to see Ayla Shadowstorm. I was hungry for some of those fruits she always picks and leaves for anyone to consume. They just can't be greedy, one at a time is all she allows. Which is completely understandable. I mean, come on, these fruit trees miraculously growing in a land where scorching fires burn constantly.
I got scolding when Ayla saw me picking a peach fruit off the bush. I wanted to try it, but i didn't think she was watching me.
"Drop that fruit Warlock! Do not be greedy for there are more patrons that will benifit from the consumption of that fruit"
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to. I wasn't going to pick it"... I totally was. I wonder if she's magical if she can just make the trees sprout new fruits when one gets picked. That will make her life much easier, and happier people that come by here to help the Druids fight the fire baddies. Ya know what lemme go ask her if she can do that.
"Ayla, can I ask you something? Do you have powers or some kind of magical dohickey that can make these trees instantly grow back fruit when one falls off?"

"I've never tried that, but I suppose I could try, or ask my elders to give me the power to do so. I do get a lot of visitors that are not very pleased with me when I limit them to just one fruit. It's rather hard to keep track of them when they all have the same or similar looking gear on and I cannot see their faces. I've denied different people thinking they were the same person"

"Well I tell you what,  go talk to your bosses and I will wait right here and make sure no one comes around and takes more then one fruit for now. Just make sure you're pushy with the request, and explain to them that if they don't honor this then people might not come here and help fight the good fight."
:::Ayla comes back 15 minutes later:::
"Deadskully, I am glad to report that I was successful in the request to my Elders. I now possess the power to make plants instantly grow fruit when one is taken. To show my gratitude, please take this" She pulls out an apple. really? I thought. I didn't want to seem ungrateful so I just took it and when she wasn't looking I put it back into her plate. It's ok though, While she was gone I went for a swim in her Moonwell. So refreshing!

Tarecgosa above Stormwind

Remember Vdara?, Yeah that Alliance chick that I met a while back. Well, I decided to take a trip over to Stormwind and see if I could get close enough to see if she was there by chance (duh, I knew it was a long shot). Maybe I just needed a reason to be nosey and see what the Alliance were doing.
I reached the mountains just outside of Stormwind and in the distance above the city I could see blue drakes flying around. They were very faint, but I could still see them. Were they attacking the city? Protecting it? It looked very scary but of course that wouldn't stop me from gettin' a closer look.


As I got closer I had to remember not to fly too low as I might attract unwanted attention by the Alliance guards. OMG! an Amazing hologram of a big beautiful dragon was in the center of the flying drakes.  Who is she and what does she want with the Alliance? So many questions popped into my head. Is this the end of the Alliance? or is this the end of the Horde? I wanted to cry either way. What's Azeroth without the Alliance? Should I hearth back to Org and warn everyone?  I know I needed to do just that, but I couldn't leave. I needed to know what's going to happen here.

I noticed there was a gnome looking dude riding on the dragon. I tried to get closer to see what it was but before I could get close enough to make out a face or to check out that awesome staff he had I was spotted by the flying guards. I turned Flippy (my Flameward Hippogryph), around and bolted out of there. Arrows went whizzing by us but none found it's mark. We flew far enough for the guards to give up chase and I landed so Flippy could catch her breath. When she was fine I quickly ported back to Org.

Bird Dreams

I fell asleep in the Nordrassil Inn in Mount Hyjal last night and I had an awesome dream. I was a bird and I had bird cronies following me around. I would fly around recruiting little while birdies, giant Hawks and Grey Owls. They did whatever I told them to do. Baddies? Kill em'! We flew around for a little bit more then I seen a portal and a Huge bird came out of it. It started torching the half dead trees around it. That MUST be stopped.

Stupid Fire Bird! What do you think you're doing?!
"I am NOT a Stupid Fire Bird! I am the great Millagazor and you are going to pay for tainting my eggs!"
What Are you squawking about? I know nothing about eggs, although I am getting hungry.
"You, Twilight Hammer minion, dare to make fun of the demise of my brood, enjoy the next minutes of your life."
Whoa! hold up Milly! You got me confused with the douchebags 'round here! but if you wanna kill me I wont feel bad for killing you first!
I turned back into myself and Jhaaghon was there to help me. When we weakened her a good amount she started to fly away. She flew too far for my ranged spells to reach, and just when I thought she had gotten away, my birds that I recruited came out and attached her and she fell from the sky. I tried to run out of the way but my legs weren't working and she went splat on my head and I got shocked out of my sleep. I looked around and some Nordrassil guards were smiling. "Milligazor getcha?" one guard asked. Yeah How did you know?... "happens all the time"

Balloon Boy

As I was walking to the Valley of Wisdom I saw a little Orc boy standing on the side by the water looking really sad. Of course I walked up to him and asked if he was alright.


"Sure little guy, I'll help you." I mounted up on Windy and off we went. Five balloons are lost in Orgrimmar. They must either be tied to something or under something because if they're balloons that don't lose their "floatiness" as the boy put it, then they would obviously fly away.  This will be challenging but I am up for it.

I flew over to the Auction House and there was one just chillin on the outside. Not tied to anything, just floating in place. I grabbed that one and quickly took off to find the rest.  I found the rest in the Valley of Wisdom. Easy peasy!
I ran back to Jaga, and gave him all the balloons. He was so excited and he gave me a balloon with the Horde symbol on it. Sweet! Thanks little guy!
He started to tie the bunch of balloons to his waist and started to float away. I grabbed onto him afraid this was not what he planned to happen, but he told me to let him go. He was going to fly to his father. So I let him go and up he went. I watched as he kept getting higher and higher. So many questions ran through my head. How is he going to get down? How does he steer? Does he know where his father is? What if he floats too high and looses breathable air? What if he Floats to high and gets burned by the sun? I just left it and hopped he knew what he was doing. Bye Jaga!