Bird Dreams

I fell asleep in the Nordrassil Inn in Mount Hyjal last night and I had an awesome dream. I was a bird and I had bird cronies following me around. I would fly around recruiting little while birdies, giant Hawks and Grey Owls. They did whatever I told them to do. Baddies? Kill em'! We flew around for a little bit more then I seen a portal and a Huge bird came out of it. It started torching the half dead trees around it. That MUST be stopped.

Stupid Fire Bird! What do you think you're doing?!
"I am NOT a Stupid Fire Bird! I am the great Millagazor and you are going to pay for tainting my eggs!"
What Are you squawking about? I know nothing about eggs, although I am getting hungry.
"You, Twilight Hammer minion, dare to make fun of the demise of my brood, enjoy the next minutes of your life."
Whoa! hold up Milly! You got me confused with the douchebags 'round here! but if you wanna kill me I wont feel bad for killing you first!
I turned back into myself and Jhaaghon was there to help me. When we weakened her a good amount she started to fly away. She flew too far for my ranged spells to reach, and just when I thought she had gotten away, my birds that I recruited came out and attached her and she fell from the sky. I tried to run out of the way but my legs weren't working and she went splat on my head and I got shocked out of my sleep. I looked around and some Nordrassil guards were smiling. "Milligazor getcha?" one guard asked. Yeah How did you know?... "happens all the time"

Balloon Boy

As I was walking to the Valley of Wisdom I saw a little Orc boy standing on the side by the water looking really sad. Of course I walked up to him and asked if he was alright.


"Sure little guy, I'll help you." I mounted up on Windy and off we went. Five balloons are lost in Orgrimmar. They must either be tied to something or under something because if they're balloons that don't lose their "floatiness" as the boy put it, then they would obviously fly away.  This will be challenging but I am up for it.

I flew over to the Auction House and there was one just chillin on the outside. Not tied to anything, just floating in place. I grabbed that one and quickly took off to find the rest.  I found the rest in the Valley of Wisdom. Easy peasy!
I ran back to Jaga, and gave him all the balloons. He was so excited and he gave me a balloon with the Horde symbol on it. Sweet! Thanks little guy!
He started to tie the bunch of balloons to his waist and started to float away. I grabbed onto him afraid this was not what he planned to happen, but he told me to let him go. He was going to fly to his father. So I let him go and up he went. I watched as he kept getting higher and higher. So many questions ran through my head. How is he going to get down? How does he steer? Does he know where his father is? What if he floats too high and looses breathable air? What if he Floats to high and gets burned by the sun? I just left it and hopped he knew what he was doing. Bye Jaga!

Jadestarr

Jadestarr Jenkins is Hyjal's number one jewelcrafter who provides services at all hours and at a reasonable price. She usually puts posts up on the bulletin board in all the major cites and in some populated Horde towns. What is her reasonable price you ask... She does it for free! for free provided you bring the uncut gems but "tips are welcome" is how she words it. That is awesome. I mean I'm sure she is a very busy gal, and here she is offering her services for free. Sometimes the generous people tip more then the cut gem is actually worth on the auction house. Sometimes she makes her money off of people who don't their research before hand. Well then there are people like me that just usually have the gem and need it cut right then and there. My other option is to go to my best friend Medelys who is a maxed Jewelcrafter, but she doesn't have all of the jewelcrafting patterns, and unfortunately the item I wanted was not a gem to be cut but an awesome Ruby Monocle to be made. The design drops off of bad guys, and Medelys wasn't lucky enough to have found one.

I've used Jadestarr's services several times before but this was when Medelys was just getting started in that profession so she didn't have a lot of what I needed. She got all butt hurt when I told her I asked Jadestarr to make it. Today, when I asked Medelys if she had the Ruby Monocle design, and she said no, I was surprised she didn't get mad. Then proceeds to tell me that she just saw Jadestarr outside of the Auction House, and she can go ask her. That was nice of her, but I think she finally realized that she can't make everything for me. Jadestarr was nice enough to make it for me. I provided the mats and tipped her 200 gold. Jadestarr is Awesome!

Hurts, what are you thinking?

I was in Dalaran earlier today and I ran into Bageezus' friend Hurtsdonut. I know I haven't seen Bageezus in a long time and as far as everyone is concerned we are done. I know I've said I need to find me another husband, but what happened next I was not ready for and it was in very poor taste.
I don't remember me every giving Hurts any kind of signals that I wanted him to be my new boyfriend. But he gets down on one knee and asks me to marry him.
I jumped up off the bench and laughed in his face. I thought he was just joking. But he got very upset after I did that. After he got mad, I got mad as well and told him how dare he do this to Bageezus. I mean isn't there like a Bro Code where you don't date your best friends ex even if they broke up. I asked him if he talks to Bageezus and he said yes. But he just doesn't come out much because he is sad by my passing. WHAT!?!?!? I'm not dead!. Hurts' reply, "yes I know, but that's what I told him". Unreal! I could not believe he did that. I turned around and left him where he stood.

Ghost Deadskully

 After talking to Hurtsdonut the other day about him lying about me being dead, I had a really hard time trying to believe it wasn't true. I'm only thinking that way because I seen a ghost version of myself earlier. I was up in Winterspring and I felt a cold breeze, well colder then it already was, and a slight tug on my cloak. I turned around and saw myself!.
I had to rub my eyes several times but sure enough it was there. Jhaaghon, my Felhunter, even seen her. he walked up to her and sniffed her several times before coming back to my side.
WAIT, I was in Winterspring digging up some Night Elf Artifacts and I solved and artifact and I got a mirror. Highborne Soul Mirror. That's right, now I remember. This is my mirror image that I'm seeing. Still freaks me out.

Crazy Goblin goes Boom!

I was taking the flight path to Winterspring to play in the snow this afternoon, and as I flew past Irontree Clearing I noticed there was a Goblin running around a building frantically. It looked like he needed some help with something. I couldn't turn the wyvren around so I jumped off. It's a good thing we were over a ton of soft snow cuz that would have been killer on my poor fragile legs. I've done it before, but it just takes a while to collect the pieces.
Anywhos, I mounted up and flew back to Felwood where I saw the goblin. He was still running around outside of the building. "Hey, sir can I help you with something?". "Gots to get it, It's gots to get away, It's gots to go kablooey!" Whoa, if he said what I think he said, well from the last word anyways, something is gonna blow up. And now the question is do I want to be around when it does blow up?
He ran into the building and I heard clinking. I peered inside and saw him banging on a pile of mines with his hammer. "Hey little dude, what are you doing?, you're gonna make yourself blow up" He just kept banging away. I ran inside and tried to pull him off but he just screamed bloody murder and came at me with the hammer. I left him and I ran out. Just in time too. Right as I stepped out of the doorway the bombs blew up. I got pushed back of course but not hurt.

I turned around to see what had happened to the poor crazy goblin but I saw nothing but smoke coming out of he door. My first thought was the other people in this town might think I had something to do with this and blame me for killing the little dude. So I got on Albie and was ready to take off when a ball of flame comes dashing out of the building and straight towards me. Holy Crap! he lived! and He's on fire! I jumped down and smothered him with my cloak to put out the fire. After some towns people come to his aid, I got to talking with one and she said this was the town's resident crazy person. The only reason why they aren't sending him away is because he always comes back. So there's really no point.

armadillo

So I saw one of the cutest things I've ever seen the other day. As I was walking out of the bank in the Valley of Honor, I was not watching where I was going and I tripped over what I thought was a pretty big sized rock.
A Blood Elf on a hawkstrider was near the rock. Nafrini was her name. When she turned around and saw me on the ground she quickly apologized and asked me if I was alright. Yes hun I am, I replied, but it's not your fault I cant see a big rock in front of my face. "oh no but it is my fault and it's not a rock, it's a baby armadillo"
OMG, I've heard of these things. She said that if we waited a bit he would pop out of his ball form and walk around. We waited for about 5 minutes and nothing. As much as I wanted to see this I really had to go. I thanked her for taking the time to try and show me her adorable pet, and off I went. Come to think of it, that was a good thing she knew that I tripped over him, because I was about to pick it up and toss it in the pond so no one else trips. That would have been terrible.