Monday, December 12, 2011

Hurts, what are you thinking?

I was in Dalaran earlier today and I ran into Bageezus' friend Hurtsdonut. I know I haven't seen Bageezus in a long time and as far as everyone is concerned we are done. I know I've said I need to find me another husband, but what happened next I was not ready for and it was in very poor taste.
I don't remember me every giving Hurts any kind of signals that I wanted him to be my new boyfriend. But he gets down on one knee and asks me to marry him.
I jumped up off the bench and laughed in his face. I thought he was just joking. But he got very upset after I did that. After he got mad, I got mad as well and told him how dare he do this to Bageezus. I mean isn't there like a Bro Code where you don't date your best friends ex even if they broke up. I asked him if he talks to Bageezus and he said yes. But he just doesn't come out much because he is sad by my passing. WHAT!?!?!? I'm not dead!. Hurts' reply, "yes I know, but that's what I told him". Unreal! I could not believe he did that. I turned around and left him where he stood.